ALBERTAJERKSFoam dart blaster club · Greater Edmonton
Foam dart blaster club · Family-run · Greater Edmonton Area

Settle it
with foam.

ALBERTAJERKS is a foam dart blaster club, and the event we arrange is a tournament. Enter the club's own circuit, or summon us to run a bracket at your offsite, birthday, or stag. Either way the club rolls up with the fleet, raises the arena, arms every hand, referees every round, and writes the score down where history can find it. You show up, you compete, and you leave with a story your family will eventually ask you to stop telling.

ALBERTAJERKSOne stripe out of line. That's the jerk.
ALL AGES WELCOMENO DUES — YOU PAY TO ENTER EVENTS, NOTHING ELSEEVERY BLASTER LEGAL + CHRONO-TESTEDRATED EYE PRO ON EVERY HEADALL GEAR RIDES ON THE TRUCKREFEREED ROUNDS, SCORE KEPT, GLORY RECORDEDFORTS RISE. FORTS FALL.TWO CLASSES: MAYHEM + PERFORMANCETHE BAND CAN PLAY THE FINALSGREAT TOURNAMENTS, PERIOD

Join the club

All ages · No dues · Membership terms fit on a napkin
Term 01
All ages

Everyone is welcome in the club — kids, parents, grandparents, and whoever they bring. Every bracket is matched to its crowd, so the eight-year-olds get a battle they can win and the office marksmen get one they can lose.

Term 02
No dues

Membership costs nothing, now and later. You pay only to enter specific events — circuit entries and private bookings carry their own price, and being a member never carries one. The club treasury runs on goodwill and recovered darts.

Term 03
Legal blasters

Every blaster in the club stays within local legal guidelines — ours and yours. Everything is blocky, bright, and unmistakably a toy, because Canada's replica rules judge the whole blaster, not the tip. Orange tips stay orange anyway — house rule — and anything entering a bracket goes over the chronograph first.

DUES: $0.00, IN PERPETUITY
AGE REQUIREMENT: HAVE ONE
YOUR BLASTER: WELCOME IF LEGAL + CHRONO'D
NO BLASTER: WE'LL HAND YOU ONE
Request to join · A jerk reads every one
YOUR DATA: USED ONLY TO REPLY TO YOU
UNDER 18? HAVE A PARENT OR GUARDIAN SEND THIS.

The tournaments

Two ways into a bracket — enter ours, or book your own
Lane 01
The Circuit

The club's own tournaments. Open entry.

Somewhere in Greater Edmonton, a fort is about to fall. AlbertaJerks runs its own brackets — open to anyone with a team, no team, or a score left over from last summer. You arrive with nothing; the truck carries the rest, chrono-tested and labeled down to the last dart. Then the whistle goes, and for one glorious afternoon your neighbours find out what you're capable of behind a plywood barricade. The first bracket is forming. Get on the list, and start deciding what your victory speech leaves out.

  • OPEN TO TEAMS AND WALK-ON JERKS
  • ALL GEAR PROVIDED — ARRIVE WITH NOTHING
  • FIRST BRACKET: FORMING NOW
Get on the list
Lane 02
Private Brackets

Book the club. We run the tournament at your event.

Backyard birthdays, corporate offsites, stags, occasions that defy classification — you name the occasion, and the club turns it into a campaign. We plan it, haul it, raise the arena, arm everybody, referee every round, keep the score, crown the champion, and vanish like we were never there. You attend your own event as a competitor, and the bracket is not arranged in your favour. Every booking is custom-quoted — contact us for pricing.

  • FULLY HOSTED — WE RUN EVERYTHING
  • YOUR BACKYARD, VENUE, OR ONE WE ARRANGE
  • CLASS MATCHED TO YOUR CROWD
  • CONTACT FOR PRICING
Contact for pricing

The classes

Every tournament runs one — matched to the crowd, verified by chronograph
Class 01 · 50–100 FPS
Backyard Mayhem

Kids, families, mixed company.

The class for birthdays and anyone who brought their whole crew. Fast enough to be a real battle, gentle enough that the eight-year-olds keep charging the fort — and charge they will, wave after wave, long after the adults have sued for peace. Foam swords and shields cover the ground game, and every blaster is chrono-tested before it gets on the truck: the number on the label is the number in the air.

  • REAL BRACKET, REAL SCOREBOARD
  • GENTLE STING, FULL GLORY
  • FOAM SWORDS + SHIELDS FOR THE GROUND GAME
  • RATED EYE PRO (ANSI Z87.1 / CSA Z94.3), EVERY HEAD, EVERY TIME
Class 02 · 100–150 FPS
Performance

Adult crews who signed up to take a hit.

The class for corporate teams, stags, and anyone who wants their trophy to cost something. Darts arrive with authority, rounds turn tactical, and somewhere around the quarterfinals your office discovers which quiet coworker was a marksman all along. It stays in the trailer at kids' events — no exceptions, no matter how convincing the twelve-year-old is.

  • COMPETITIVE ROUNDS, KEPT HONEST BY REFEREES
  • DARTS THAT LET YOU KNOW THEY ARRIVED
  • ADULTS ONLY — EVERYBODY OPTED IN
  • RATED EYE PRO (ANSI Z87.1 / CSA Z94.3), EVERY HEAD, EVERY TIME
The Safety Directive · In force at every tournament

Rated eye protection (ANSI Z87.1 / CSA Z94.3) on every head, no exceptions — competitors, referees, spectators inside the arena. Every blaster — ours or a member's — stays within local legal guidelines, is chrono-tested before deployment, and the classes never mix: Backyard Mayhem runs 50–100 fps, Performance runs 100–150 for adults who signed up for it. The safety brief is the one part of the tournament we play completely straight.

Read the directive →

Booking a bracket: how it works

Four steps. You only do the first one.
01
Inquire

Fill the form below. A jerk reads it the same day and responds with questions or a number. Usually both.

02
We plan

Venue, class, bracket format, run-of-show, logistics. You approve one document and go back to your life while the machinery of a small war assembles quietly in a family garage.

03
We run it

We arrive early, raise the arena, arm everybody, and referee every round. You compete in your own event, and nobody goes easy on you unless you're eight.

04
We vanish

Full teardown. Every dart recovered and counted home. The room is returned to its previous condition — trophy excepted.

Straight talk about the money

Joining the club is free, forever. Events are where the gold changes hands. A private tournament is quoted like the campaign it is — headcount, terrain, class, how far the bracket marches — and yes, we are expensive: you're not renting foam, you're commissioning a small war with catering-grade logistics, refereed by people who take your victory more seriously than you do. As for the circuit: entry details arrive when the first bracket does. Get on the list and you'll hear it from us first.

And because people ask: yes, the family still has range — working musicians, a petting zoo that runs bunnies to horses, combat archery, a slackline rig, and a shop that fabricates whatever a bracket turns out to need. Foam is the point now, but the wagon carries all of it. If your finals deserve a live band, ask.

CLUB DUES: NONE, EVER
PRIVATE BRACKETS: QUOTED LIKE CAMPAIGNS
EXPENSIVE: YES
CIRCUIT ENTRY: DETAILS WITH THE BRACKET
HIDDEN FEES: NONE
TROPHY: WORTH IT

Get in the bracket

Join the circuit list, or tell us about your event — no obligation either way
What brings you to the club? *
Which class? · pick any